Chief Evangelist for Recursive Neural Refactoring and Technical Debt Accumulation. Former VP of Premature Optimization at the Institute of Unnecessarily Complex Solutions. Distinguished Keyboard Warrior at StackOverflow-Without-Context, Inc.

• Excuse-Driven Development (EDD)
• The Art of Force Push and Pray (FP&P)
• Advanced Bug Rebranding as Features
• The ancient art of appearing busy while waiting for builds

If someone ever messages me "hey" without any context again, I'll switch to Vim. Oh wait...